jerkidiot:

do u ever take a selfie and don’t know what to do with ur hands??

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well here are some suggestions to take a great selfie with no awkward hand!

1. hold a fake dog

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2. hold a real cat

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3. puppet show!

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4. read a good book

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5. (if u like it then u should have) put a ring on it

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6. smoke em out with ur hot deck

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and finally 7. pose with the greatest film series of all time

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i hope this helps you all to take great selfies! 

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harrystylesdildo:

"You took two dicks at the same time?!!!!!"

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a-spider:

my lips are soft come here ill kiss you to prove it

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tyleroakley:

I CAN’T LOOK AWAY NOR DO I WANT TO

tyleroakley:

I CAN’T LOOK AWAY NOR DO I WANT TO

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lordcaliborn:

i feel really bad when people screw up in the olympics like

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no let them do it again i’m sure they can do it right if they tried again oh no

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queefilicious:

i want a meangirls 3 with meryl streep, jessica lange, and jane lynch where theyre the bitch clique in an old age home

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rnorno:

do you guys like my sex tape

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